HI I'VE MOVED
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"Hating people is like burning down your own house to get rid of a rat."
-Henry Emerson Fosdick

okay, tag me if anything! :D

Okaaaaay, its 2freaking17am & im not asleep, why? Cos i took an afternoon nap sleep. Yes yes, enjoying the conducive, lullaby-ing angin sepoi-sepoi (cool breeze) & all. (Okay, have to up my indon a bit cos it was kinda rusty, i dont wanna sound like some slang-ish angmoh struggling to speak her native tongue when i go back next year).


Anywaaaay, i owed miss leexinhuii a post on my *ahem* traumatising babysitting experience, which was well, traumatising.


& Soooo.


*INHALES*. Ohwells, my two relatives frm overseas (aged 4 and 7) came to stay over at my house two weeks back & I basically morphed into SuperNanny. Trust me, I add a whole new meaning to the word Super cos i babysit 3 kids at one go (including kiddo). Even SuperNanny has the parents to help her manage the children ok! Im not saying that they're hideously hyper-active & horrid, they're gorgeous really, its just that they're... owells, kids.


Ookay, SuperNanny tip #765 : NEVER BRING THEM TO THE MOVIE ESP IF YOU ARE INEXPERIENCED.


Buut, yess, sadly no one told me supernanny tip #765, so i suggested watching enchanted. YEZZZ. I thought it'd be perrrrfect, fairy tales theme & all. It was ALREADY weird on the way up to the 4th lvl, because i am surrounded by three kids and i have one girl to one hand and i could have sworn people are blatantly staring at me. Likeeee so uncomfortable ok! Prolly its cos im like, so small (and short fine fine) etc. Gosh.


Anyhow, we got the perfect seats (centre, back) & we've got popcorn PLUS the girls look like they're going for a camp cos they carried a ransack of their fav drinks (YES, THEY MUST DRINK FRM THE HORRID BARNEY BOTTLED DRINK), and snacks and tonnes of tissue and whathaveyous. Im just scared they wanna pee halfway (or worse! PEED) cos the 4-yr-old is not wearing pampers.


When the show starts, the 7 year-old (Sister A) starts grabbing me and :

Her: Im scared.
Me: Uhhh. Right. Just hold my hand lah.
Her: Why is Singapore's theatre so dark??
Me: HEH???


Ookay. That was only the prelude. I sat in between the two girls, and five minutes into the show, the 4 yr old (Sister B) started whining that she's bored, while A kept asking me so many questions, like, why is the Princess' name Giselle. & im not exactly good at multi-tasking, so it was hard to A) entertain A's questions, B) trying to calm B down so tt she doesnt start complaining, and lets just forget abt C) watching the show. Thank goodness for my little kiddo (who is 8) & DOESNT GIVE ME ANY TROUBLE AT ALL, i love youuuuu sooo muccchhhhhh.


And then, B asked me every other minute when the show will end, while A kept pulling my shirt everytime the wicked stepmother / witch appeared. My top was practically an off-shoulder by the end of the movie. B looked extremely restless and she wanted to sleep to pass the time away, so i let her rest on my lap. It was basically THAT horrid throughout the whole movie, and the movie culminated into its climax at the exact same timing as my babysitting stint. B's EARRINGS GOT STUCK TO MY TOP. So there I was, during the climax of the movie, i.e the witch turning into the dragon scene, panicking as B broke into tears. And its not the sobbing kinda tears, its the BAWLING, SCREAMING kinda tears. Gosh. And as I felt the hole in my top getting bigger as B VIOLENTLY tugged herself away from me, with A pulling my sleeve BECAUSE the dragon (she claimed) was scary, the bitches sitting behind me were being totally unsympathetic to my predicament with their constant SSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH. HEART. ATTACK. I. TELL. YOU. (wait till you all have children, then people will SHHHHH at you.) And then, B's bawlings got louder and it was freaking in the dark so i cant untangle her earrings from my top and after a few futile attempts, i carried her outside the theatre (in a v awkward position cos I do not want to aggravate her pain). In my distress, the earring might have untangle itself from my top cos by the time I reached outside she stopped crying. & insisted I brought her back in. OHMYGOODNESS. Whaaat a daaay.

Soooo, you might have guessed how i feel when the movie finally ended & the feeling when I stepped outside th theatre was undescribable. It was like ... embracing humanity. The awesome thing is that the two girls chattered happily to their mum abt how the movie wazzz, AND B even mentioned her fave parts of the movie AND I WAZZZ LIKEEEE I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO SLEEEEEEP. Oh, at least no complaints abt me lah horrzz.



Ookaaay, sorry bad paragraphing, no qualifying stand, alternate caps, BAD BAD entry i know. But. There you have it. Miss Lee can now laugh as hard as she wants. Ookaaay, enjoy the few days left to 2007 everyone! Maybe i should do a round-up post soon. Heh.

A girl wants Romeo, not Hamlet.

Romeo died.

Yeah, but he died for something exciting.



Hurhur, awwwwwww GossipGirl again! I really cant go cold turkey, not now! But I have t second the quote! Emo, heart-wrenching, my-life-sucks boys are soooooo Hamlet. BLEAGH. LIKE, COME. ON. There MUST be something good in your life righhhht? Like, HOW CAN EVERYTHG BE BLEAK. & the SNAG thing is like sooo overrated man. Its like, a coverup for yr unmanliness. Just have to up the optimism bro, its all you.


Huh. Dont think so much ok friend, i might not be talking abt you.


Then again, the quote can be rather ironic isnt it, cos Romeo isnt exactly emo-free poster boy either. Eeks, okay whatever, I shouldnt be soooo judgemental alr.
Its a free world afterall (oh gosh, the "Its a small world afterall" is playing in my head. Shutup shutupppppp) - free to brood, inclusive.
I think the last time I feel tortured waazzzzzz hmm, A levels. Damn, that stuff is good, it practically emo-fies everyone. Okay, NOT everyone, prolly just those who are not exactly scholar-material. Like, yours truly. *bawls.


Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut. A Levels have now become a collective figment of the past my frienddd, that deserved to be buried six feet underrrr. Let us release our tortured souls as we embraceeee the goodwill, compassion & altruismmmm that makes up this lovely, lovely worrrrrld.


YEAH RIGHT.


Okaaay,
I babbled a lot when Im having cramps.
GAH. Babbling me = contradicting me = temperamental me.

Steady feet don't fail me now,

I'm gonna run till you can't walk

But something pulls my focus out,

and I'm standing down.

I never should have let you let me go.

Awww GossipGirrrrl. Rufus, please dont get together with Lily. I think Lily is better off with Bart, eventhough he's like greying and stuff, but at least he can support her high-maintainance lifestyle, PLUS, in that way, Dan and Serena can stay together, eventhough I think Nate is likeeeee supeeeer goodlooking.


Ookaaay, that was a mouthful.






XOXO,

Gossip Girl.

I realised my previous entry was like kdjahgamhdakuyw; hahaha, almost as if i have some obsession with lambs / sheep / goats or sth.

But i guess thats how it is with my mind. My mind is constantly thinking of the most random thingamajigs that you could ever imagine, like lambs / sheep / goats. That keeps me occupied though, but unfortunately, volubility / word vomit is the next natural action to occur, and its deplorable at times, cos i do say things without thinking.


Sometimes i typed out posts without publishing them, for I cannot possibly track down every single person who is reading this - and knowing my blatant audacity & carelessness, i think the "draft" button is my safest option yet.




So, I met up with quite a few people these past few days. People who matter. Im a firm believer of "its the quality that matters, not the quantity". *shrugs.


ZhangJingHuiValerieeeee, it was awesome meeting you after like two years, i love you so much man, & you are still my favourite table partner. Hehehe. Stop being so smart can or not! Okok i kid i kid (:


& You know, sometimes, i just have to learn to keep my opinions to myself. Really. Thank you fonnie for still believing in me. Hehehe.


I hope Anei's having a blast in Genting (& after i typed that, i really, really cant wait for my Bali trip), & Zoo, hahaha, i think my papi is highly entertaining right? I'll teach you more indon so tt you can know whats happening hehehe.


& I bumped into Shawnieee & friends earlier on, at first it was almost like i was crashing a party i wasnt invited to, but he made it all cool later (: thanksssss friend! I hope no retarded person will anyhow poke you, ever again. Hehehe.


& cherylberylgretel, hehehehe, i want the cute emo monkey on MisterMagoooorium'sWonderrrEmporium who keeps wanting to hug people. Gosh. So cute right! :D I love this Cherizzlemahhsizzle, yo.







Hahaha. Retarded, i know. Them high-waisted shorts dont look AS BAD AS i expected them to be - it was a mere experimentation, BUT STILL. The priceeeeeeee is heart-breaking. ):


FATIMALOVE, when are you dating me! ):


& Hahaha, im meeting some more loves next week, i do hope it dont turn out uh, awkward or sth. Heh.


& i wanna go for miss lee's xmas party. Hahahaha. If i can find people to go with me, i'll definitely go ok love! (Btw, i loveeeeeee watching movies with her, she alw makes me laugh with her sudden screams HAHAHA)



Anyway, i hate the condition of my skin. My forehead is likeeeee, Rocky Mountain or sth. Oookay, maybe not just the skin. Now i truly appreciate the wonders of PE / NAPFA. Gosh, if i keep up the rate im eating & NOT exercising . . . . . Eeeeks. *Touchwoodtouchwooooood.

Aww ): I miss.


HOLIDAYS ARE AWESOME MAN. SRSLY. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVELOVELOVE HOLIDAYS.

Im kinda happy for a jobless person HEHE.
Actually, theres this offer frm a PRfirm, BUTBUTBUT the pay is really disappointing (i mean it), not worth the 9-6 weekday(inc sat) hours. ):
I'd jump at it immed if not for the pay. ):

I wanna ride DHL Balllooooon,

& have dinner at the Night Safariii thingy,

& the shoot-up-to-the-sky-ride-thingy-idk-what-its-called,

& I WANNA WAKEBOARD.

):

All of the above need moolah. ):

Cause how much,

Is too much,

To give you?

Well I may never know

So I'll just give until there's nothing else

Gosh. Can there be a more self-sacrificing song??? Eeks. I loveeeee relient k :D


Anyway, i was shocked when i found myself humming to the tunes of indon's national anthem when their badminton team won the gold. HAHAHA.
& if im not mistaken, i think i can recall the lyrics rather well,
and thats a feat in itself, cos for as long as i rmbr,
im not exactly a nostalgic person - for i forget stuff effortlessly.


Ohwells. Since we are at the subject,

Im rooting for Mike for AsiaaaanIdoool.

HEHEHE.

& he bears an uncanny resemblance to Ruben Studdard, its scary. Uh, yes yes Go Hady, but everyone's entitled an opinion right? Its like, freedom of speech stuff. Uh, whether there's freedom after speech - thats another story altogether. HEH.

Goooo Mikeeeeeee. YAY!

(P.S. Im a cheapskate person, i dont vote. I just . . uh, provide psychological support, Heheheh)

Shawnie, hehehe i'll wait for my WHITE CHRISTMAAAS. Eh thanks for the enchanted songs btw! :D Love them!

HAPPY 21st BIRTHDAY ANEEEEEIII.


May you be blessed with lotsa money to fill yr pockets. :D
HEHEHE.

Okeeh kidding.

May you be blessed with lotsa happiness & love frm gf (: , family, friends & good health & longevity & yes, more cash! :D
Thank you for being such a good anei!
Have fun in camp, commando!



Aaanywaaay,

Miss Lee thinks i have paedophilic tendencies.

Not really what right? It was only, uh, ChrisBrown.
& RyanShecklerrrr.
& Jonases.
& Menudoooo (HAHA, yesyes they sound like A1! eew. But they're less of a sore-eye!). Uhh okay fine.



Guess who!, HEHEHE i totally know what you mean. at one point of time i was so sick of studying i went on a ryan sheckler marathon!!! :D :D hehehehe!! anyway yes yes youve got a date! :D & NO FREAKING WAY, YOU BOUGHT SHAKER FRIES EARLIER THAN ME. EH! Are you proud of me??? I havent bought shaker frieszz yet!! HEHEHE nvm we attack two packets at one go this sat! :D